Moving in

I got my new place and am so ready to move in. What to bring first?

Things I need to be happy:

Air

But Why don’t they just shut their pretty mouths

And Don’t Complain, Don’t complain.

 

Heavy Trevy.

 

There are some things that are just a part of life. There are some things we cannot change. When you live in Phoenix, the summer is going to be miserable. 90 days over 90 degrees. CD’s left in the car will melt and warp, you may get a third degree sunburn on your face while driving home from work. It has been this way since people have had faces. Before CD’s it was your favorite Bananarama cassette that was ruined by the Cruel Summer. You’re not the only one who wants to dissapear this summer, but talking about it doesn’t fix anything. You may ask why I am talking about it. I am not complaining about the heat. The heat isn’t what is bothering me. It’s a fair trade for 9 months of gorgeous weather and never having to shovel snow . It’s the people who complain about the heat I can live without. If I tallied up how many hours of the day people spent talking about the heat I could probably get really bored, because I am sure it is a lot. Let’s pretend like this summer is a game of seeing who can go the longest without complaining about the heat. I challenge you to find something better to talk about.

Another real day….

This morning the sun woke me up so I decided to get an early start on the day’s chores. I put on my summer clothes and stepped out into the heat of the Arizona sun to let the chickens out. No eggs yet, but the girls, as my dad calls them, are ready to get a start on the day. They leap out of the coop as if it is the first time they have seen the outside world. It’s the same way I used to wake up when I lived in San Francisco. Everyday there was a new adventure. A new street, and new person, a new bike lane.

After that I remembered someone refusing to touch the chickens because they might be dirty, so I decided to give them a bath. I called Dad to make sure that was an okay thing to do. These chickens are pretty spoiled as far as chickens go.

 

 We learned that if they get too upset in any given day, the next day they don’t lay. Dad said go for it. Well- what he actually said was, “Yeah- go ahead and glamour those girls up, rent a convertable, and take them to Sedona to photograph their Auras.” Gotta love Dad. I wonder what my aura looks like.  Hmm, so I gave the chickens a nice long bath, and then treated myself to the same. Happy Monday! I hope Yamabushi has some photos of guys smiling for me this week.

A

 

 

 

 

Drama at the club…. Poetry

Well- Keith and I saw Indiana Jones last night.

I brought a flask with me, so the movie wasn’t half bad.

Afterwards we went to Chicklet… a new electro night down the street.

funniest shit went down afterwards at the pizza place.

We are sitting eating pizza and this tall ass German foreign exchange student came and sat next to me.

And I told him he couldn’t sit next to me.

he said no so I took his drink and put it on another table.

Then he gave me five bucks.

So I put it in my pocket and ignored him and let him sit there.

Then we get up to leave, and he tries to stop me

So I ducked under his arm and tried to escape….

And he like turned around and trapped me in his giant yellow jacket.

And I screamed

and ran out of the pizza place.

No joke- men around here are incredibly forward.

Well- when i was trapped in the jacket Keith realized what was going on and told the guy to fuck off.

Otherwise he probably would have chased me.

Well, at least breakfast this morning was paid for. I started singing “I got five on it” this morning when I took the dirty money out of my pocket to pay for breakfast.

New Job New Bike

http://www.bianchiusa.com/07_san_jose.html

I like the San Jose B/c it reminds me of California.

A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama!

Was it a cat I saw?

Here I am hoping, with your help of course, to have the most extensive collection

It’s a Series of Tubes!!!

Here are some of the top videos of the 2000’s:

1.Numa Numa- this has many parodies but this is the original fat guy singing and flailing…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

2. Laughing baby- this baby is laughing like an old man.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

3. Flea Market Ad- This is a REAL COMMERCIAL FROM ALABAMA. This guy is serious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&feature=related

and the remix:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=At4EWo1eS3o&feature=related

4. Star Wars Kid- No description needed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

5. Chris Crocker- Leave Brittney alone

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&feature=related

6. Dramatic gopher-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls

7. Baby panda

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk

8. Afro Ninja- OOOps

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

9. The internet is a series of tubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE&feature=related

Southpark episode that ties them all together:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwnlRATD3Jk&feature=related

more coming soon

Andy Gets Real About Real Talk…From R. Kelly’s New Album….

R. Kelly. You may recognize him from MTV, VH1, FUSE, BET, or the 5 O’clock news. He has been on of the more controversial artists of our time(”our” refers to those of us in our twenties), and this time- he has hit the nail on the head. Behind the Scenes- Real Talk is a 3-4 minute recorded(staged) phone conversation between Kelly and his girlfriend. On the Youtube video for Behind the Scenes http://youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c , he shares the spotlight with several extras as he continues with his

daily life while arguing on his cell phone. To start off he gets a cigar and talks of needing a drink, but all I can see is the Gucci

Las Vegas Nevada

Pre-Gaming at the Hotel Lobby

How’s this for a poker face?

Solarity.

So, what’s the hand?

So, I have my heater on in my apartment right now….

So, who is jealous?

Well, don’t be. It is windy as hell today. I want even manage to fly a kite… mostly because I don’t have one and they don’t sell them at Super Liquor World.

Right now I am listening to Hey Jude by the Beatles. That song really makes me smile.. so cheesy I need some crackers. No joke. I took the N-Judah train today and it reminded me of this song…